When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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