My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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