The maid of honor just puked.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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