Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
it glows. i had to have it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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