help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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