We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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