I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
even my farts smell like vagina
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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