I hate your face
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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