i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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