Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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