she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm always down for nudity.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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