If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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