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Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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