i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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