Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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