For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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