Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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