I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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