Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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