ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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