I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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