Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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