I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
