my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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