ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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