Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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