Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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