I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm both gender and math confused
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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