do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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