sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
