Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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