Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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