the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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