i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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