Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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