Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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