Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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