Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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