wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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