Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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