She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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