I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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