so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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