Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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