He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
All the doctor said was why
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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