Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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