remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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