Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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