It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
May the power of my ass compel you!!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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