did you get engaged???
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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