It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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