therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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