you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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