You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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