I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
