We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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