Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My hand turned me down
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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