So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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